Posted on August 27th, 2008It Has To Be Said (Vol. 2)
It has to be said….
Every male Red Sox and Yankees fan between ages 14-75 would seriously consider their team not making the playoffs if it meant getting to sleep with Shawn Johnson.
The “Redeem Team” should have lost the game to Spain, and if Calderon was healthy they probably would have.
There’s no way Kim Kardashian can lose dancing with the stars. I mean, isn’t Reggie a star?
….And I do think the Clipse song “Grindin” needs a 2008 remix featuring her.
Brett Favre will lead the Jets to a wonderful 8-8 season.
…and then cheat on his wife so he can get money like A-Rod.
Bill Clinton must hate having to listen to his wife speak.
Fantasy Football is the only reason people know the name Rob Bironas.
If terrorist really wanted to start a war, they’d simply shut down ESPN.
…but the next day every man would enlist and there would be hell to pay.
America ranked 25th and 21st in the world in math and science tests and people are upset…
…that’s like us being mad finishing 2nd in a sprint against Jamaica.
….oh wait, we didn’t do that either.
There is nothing more annoying than a brave fly that persistently flies in eyesight just to piss you off and make you try to kill it.
And there’s nothing more gratifying than ripping its wings off and smashing it on to your computer screen while typing negative things about it.
Baseball season should end the minute the football regular season begins….
…and if both the Yankees and Sox aren’t in the playoffs, I’ll know some perv is smiling waking up next to Shawn Johnson.
Sorry, it had to be said.
